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No wonder the horses are on strike, there is not enough room for a hundred of them in there.
Are we there yet?
Stop horsing around will you
250 Horse Power you say...where are they ?
I told you it needed to be driven gently but, oh no, you had to hoof it!
Pony express
"I told you to check it's teeth before you bought it, but did you? Neigh. And then you..." nag, nag, nag...
over to you Skew
Thanks, Nick. Lessee... how 'bout this 'un?
Stephen Hawking goes fishing
If I can't sink this one I will give up golf.
Just when you think it is safe to go back in the water.....
You sure this goes express to China
No stops !!
When Fred offered to do the washing up, he was unaware of the shrinking properties of new Palmolive.
I reckon SM got it nailed, but as he handed off to me I'll give this one to AlexS...
take it away, sirrah!
Thanks Skew, sorry about the delay...
Try this one.
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Any one for a romp in the hay?
Todays modern education will do this to you........ theres always hope
when wood pixies go bad!
All gone quiet on this one, so I'll call it.
I liked The Duke's "anyone for a romp in the hay"
Go for it, Duke.
OK here you go Attachment 330243Quote:
Originally Posted by AlexS
Constable plod really needs a refresher on the high-speed parking course.
The parking cop needs to go to specsavers
How to get you mates out of a divvy van after a good night out....
Sarg we have a problem
The officer is currently being counseled on his prisoner loading technique
this what happens when you light farts in a closed space.
:bump::toot::bump2:
Hi'Quote:
Originally Posted by _fly_
I will go with this one.
All yours fly.
Our little gang of competitors seems to be shrinking.
I was expecting some thing along the lines of 'the new sobriety test is more fun than the walking along the white line one.'
An old joke from the hippy times keeps recurring, 'If pigs could fly, we would not have to give them squad cars.'
Regards
I have absolutely no idea what is going on here so I'll let you tell me.
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deportment school
That would be one way to get deported I reckon. :think:
Testing the new lead jacket for the new solution to the boat problem.
Sorry it took me so long but I think I'll go with this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
The website I got it from said it was something to do with bread?
I think its cucumbers on their gobs,
I would have thought "cucumber sandwiches for the queen are made differently in ungy bungy".
Wow. I vote that fly wins. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by _fly_
That was my comment to my own strange image.
I've already passed on the baton of funny
not sure this has been used but anyway
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And you thought bugs hitting the windscreen was a problem.
1) Duck!
2( F**k!
3) Timber!