...single stirrup sadle...
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...single stirrup sadle...
which was alright whilst the girths and straps were tight, but one sad day, wouldn't (wooden ;) ) you know it, the inevitable happened and as confucious says, girl who ride around with both wooden legs glued together with loose girth straps, bound to have ...
...an interesting time. Fortunately, as she was only on a wooden horse, she didn't have far to fall when her girth gave way and landed her on her bonce.
"Oh for Petes sake" said Lotta, I've had enough of the O'Toole. Come on Pussy, lets put on our glad rags and ...
...hang around in bars, pretending to be lumberjacks, perhaps we'll get...
...but before Lotta could finish, Pussy slapped her face.
"Stop it Lotta !" she exclaimed. You're just letting your Michael Palin fantasy overwhelm you again, and you know that nothing good ever comes of that.
Why, don't you remember the last time you got out of control you...
... wanted to put on safari suits, go down to the pier and perform the fish-slapping dance. We only managed to talk you out of it by ...
..making you take the fish and....
..wrap masking tape around it..
... and, oh sorry I was thinking about your pet Gerbil. No what we did with the fish was we whipped up some nice Thai fish cakes and fed them to the ...
Thai fish, so they would....
prostrate themselves on the altar of...
... the 'burning snag' - in other words, my barbeque." All of this was starting to make Roger hungry and also made him wonder if he'd taken too many drugs back in the 60's. He looked around for an exit and, spotting a red door in a nearby tree, he ...
It wasn't my gerbil(I never had one, or wanted, or needed one) :mad: It was your guinea pig you were about to mention you silly boy. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by silentC
Come on Jim, stick with the topic. Are you sure you didn't have a hamster?
He looked around for an exit and, spotting a red door in a nearby tree, he ...
opened it and stepping through found himself in the cockpit of an alien space ship in the midst of a fierce battle with the vogons about the ownership of the copyright to the works of William Shakespeare, who they claimed was much better in the original vogon rather than in English, anyway that bored him to death, so he toddled off to the galley to fix himself a sandwich when...