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The NSW Department of Health introduces it's new "Patient Maintenance Scheme". Early press reports indicate it wasn't quite the type of patient maintenance expected...
Cheers,
Dave
[actually hope the dept of helth don't see this - it might give them ideas on how to remove the last of the funding from the hospitals in liberal areas:no:]
Bloody Gov records showed I had mechanical back ground :doh: With all the Gov cut backs they worked it so to help pay for my hospital stay I had to service the beds. :roll:
"What are you doing?"
"Trying to turn up the volume on the call button".
Damn it's a flat and I only have a philips...
What are you doing?
Trying to find that scope:oo:
Patient on the bed - "Dude, you might need to tighten those nuts"
"What you doing under there Barry?"
"The last time I was in here they brought me a bed pan every day for a week, but I just couldn't manage it. I'm not going through that agony again, so I'm making a trap door now before they take me down to theatre".
I can't separate Fender and Gra (#646)
Go for it,boys!!
Its yours Gra
Cheers Fred
looks like Gras' in the shed so here we go.
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i3...dger/decoy.jpg
Cheers Fred
Gawd, if he falls for that, what the hell is he doing carrying ba rifle!!???:o:o
OOPS---Shotgun:p:p
Its duck season, no human season, duck season..........
(Sorry guys went out for dinner, FIL's birthday)
Here's a bit more lead for your pencil, sucker!
Cheers
Michael
And you say we have silly mating calls...?
Well if the cows can do it so can we
(for an explanation of this see [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI"]YouTube - Cows with guns[/ame])
"THIS is why it's called birdshot!"
Pull!
Ok mic-d its yours.
Cheers Fred
one moment please:-
Cheers
Michael
so would that would be your left or his right ........ah just fork it
one of you fellas down there pass up the angle grinder, now we just need to cut a beam or two on the roof to make it fit.
CHeers
Michael
Cant quite reach, have we got another forklift around here somewhere?
Put another 10psi in the tires and we'll get it on
There is nothing like a crown for picking it up and...
dropping it 2 stories...
(and, yes - I know they're toyotas, but that didn't go with the sloagan :D)
All this effort for the super-percolator for the OH&S meeting
"Don't you guys know your etiquette"
"The big fork first then the small one"
Cheers Fred
"This is how I was taught at the Aussie University to do it honest"
going once... do I hear any more ladies and gentlemen?
Cheers
Michael
All I said was "Has anyone got the time?"
DJ, over to you!
Cheers
Michael
OK, I'll see if I can rustle up something
Here we go
The Action-man bidet!
The nice guys on the beach, who lent me the surf board, said, to make sure I had a big wave for the camera. :?
pucker up!
Cheers
Michael
Oh! I hate getting water in my eyes.
(Hi! I'm back. On borrowed computer. I think the other one has a virus. But its a Mac and everything.:rolleyes: )
"Behind you, behind you"
Bummer!
The Inertia Reel???:doh::doh: