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Yay, ABBA
Drink a drink a drink for Lily the pink elephant.
The latest design in leather armchairs that Fred and Wilma are considering.
Fred says the stone ones are out of date and cold.
Trunkty dumpty had a great fall.
The day finally came, when Dumbo was kicked out of the nest.
Dignity can go to hell; if it itches it WILL be scratched.
After a long and thorough search, zookeeper Bruce finally discovered who'd been "taxing his crop"
A quick one's a good one. (And I'll be AFK for a week. :rolleyes:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Tiff
There are some hoots this time.... but this one's totally unexpected, yet I can relate so well!
Take it away Chief!
Staying with animals doing weird stuff...
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I always wondered how so many kangaroos got them selves hit by motor vehicles.
:wink:
(Sorry , I could not resist that one.)
Now this is the most comfortable (least uncomfortable) way to arrange yourself on a bike seat, strictly dry weather riding only & stay out of the prickles. (Unless you have a mud guard fitted.) :cool:
aarrh ummm hang on a minute.... theres something ......yes there is too there is something definately wrong with that picture... are you sure photo shopping is allowed?? :)
Qantas management backup plan
Why you should be wary of dodgy steroid suppliers
Clover Moore in drag
:D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by A Duke
I've always wondered why they were attracted to my fourby's lycra bar too...
I was surprised though that no-one mentioned the thing that Skippy and Lance armstrong both have in common.... neither of them have won a Tour-de-France. :rolleyes:
Take it away, your Dukeship
How about this one
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He thinks he's a sheep dog
Rex's woolen pants had a lose thread problem
damn thing attacked me
Mummy I swear I did not bite the dog catchers
I promise it was not me
I told you I wasn't very good at skeining.
Well it seems to have run its course so I think I will go with this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by chrisb691
Off you go chris
Bugga. Last time I got one of these I couldn't even give it away. :) I'll be back.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Duke
I posted a pic on Wednesday, but it has disappeared. I was wondering why there had been no response.
Staying with the animal theme.
So I have to earn my keep they say
And all they could think of was a foot warmer for work !!!!
Is this convincing enough for 'Roll over & play dead?'
See I have a better smile than A Duke's avatar when I lay on my back.
Rex came round from the anesthetic feeling kind of weird and funny... like he was missing something... or some things...
Take it away Chief.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Tiff
Well, It's happened to me again. This time Chief Tiff has gone AWOL. So would someone like to take it on?
Here's one I prepared earlier ......
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Watch the bottom step, it's a doosie.
Hang on. The tide will come in soon.
my boat was here, as I tried to step onto it it disappeared
hey sarge, we'd he put the sub
I tell u just wiggle him around once more and the sharks will be here in no time
Strewth! When ya said yer had to go, yer really had to go, dintcha!
There's gotta be an easier way to get a confession!
Your turn NickQuote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker