...woman and her sister Rusty was the exact opposite, you couldn't fit......
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...woman and her sister Rusty was the exact opposite, you couldn't fit......
...a wooden...
...toothpick...
...between...
... her ...
......wooden legs due to......
..the fact that they were glued together with...
..Titebond.
Which when you think about it is a strange thing to do if you are unfortunate enough to have two wooden legs.
But that was Rusty for you. In fact, farmer O'toole and Plenty used to pretend...
... Seaman Staines' ...
had done it, just to cover their embarassment.
Nobody was fooled though.
"Poor old O'toole", they used to mutter to each other whenever he'd pass by.
One daughter's the size of a bus and the other is ...
..hopping mad...
... and impossible to ...
...manipulate...
onto a horse.
Yep, the local riding school used to despair whnever they'd see the O'toole sisters turn up.
In fact, it got so bad that they ended up ...
giving 'Peggy', as they affectionately called her, a wooden rocking horse, as this seemed to be the only way that they would ever get her firmly mounted on a ..