If you don't look after your porcelains, they'll catch on everything.
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If you don't look after your porcelains, they'll catch on everything.
Fore!
(With the way I play golf, this is shortly followed by Five!, Six! and Seven! while I'm still on the tee...)
Eight, Nine, Ten!...while I'm on the putting green.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
now watch 'im take a dive
6.0, 7.4,.5.8, 6.2, 9.9.
Fly takes it this time. Take it away Peter.Quote:
Originally Posted by _fly_
OK, Here's one I like.
(and no coming back with 'thats no how you brush your teeth' also said in a scottish accent.
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Never ever brush yer teeff if yer angry.
New tooth and beard cleaner.
Whoe's calling who a tooth fairy
All right! Who put the shaving cream in the toothpaste drawer?
Ajax foaming cleanser.
And now for the eye balls!!!!
Think I'll go with this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
Off you go Cliff
Ta.
See how you go with this one.
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