Nearly Headless Nick waited for the opportune moment
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Nearly Headless Nick waited for the opportune moment
Mum always said that it wasn't ladylike to scratch in public.... with any luck, nobody will notice but if I don't do something soon, I'll just have to rip these frilly knickers off & go commando for the rest of the day.
What a Goose.
Brainless twit.
Elsie's comment that she might as well do it herself as she was surrounded by a bunch of useless dummies was, in retrospect, unwise.
Regards
Paul
Known in the office as the ice maiden, a kick in the butt for Elsie was really only the tip of the iceberg and any dummy could do it.
Regards
Paul
Eloise always wanted to get implants, but as she found out, plastic ones were more painful than she first thought.
OK. A Duke. Take it away.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Duke
How about this
I told you the spare was flat
Look, here is your problem... these tyres are bald.
After I refuel, do you think the stewards will let me straight out again?
Regards'
Paul
Once I get the high speed reverse parking right, they'll give me my P plates.
Mate this is a no stopping zone, that's a $200 fine
"Look, you should be OK to drive it home. I'll follow you down the road and if you're not happy just pull over."