Yousoff Islam
Cat Stevens
or Stephens cat
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Yousoff Islam
Cat Stevens
or Stephens cat
Cat Stevens
identity crisis
or
atoning for earlier lifestyle excesses
in excess
hanging about
or
loitering
hanging about
wet clothes
or
hang glider
wet clothes
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Tee-Shirt Competition
or
Like a Shag
Like a shag.
On a rock or on the carpet?
on the carpet
nice and soft
or
somewhere else
Anywhere else
but here
or
there
butt here
over the knee
or
get off my chair
Get off my chair.
Money down the back or now a pile of splinters on the floor?
splinters on the floor
Kindling
or
lost broom
Kindling
Use lots of diesel
or
find a boy scout
Lots of Diesel
to keep warm
or
to entertain
keep warm
one dog
or
two
keep warm
wool blanket
or
Cherry Brandy
cherry brandy
tipsy
or
plastered
tipsy
Turvey
or
Half crissed
Half crissed.
Crissed the road or christmas?
Crissed the road
got booked for jaywalking
or
booked for street walking?
street walking
ladies of the night
or
looking for a fag end
Looking for a fag end.
"I can give up any time I like" or "That's my story and I'm sticking to it."?
"I can give up any time I like"
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Lie:~
or
B.S.:no:
Lie
like a pig in mud
or
down with a cup of tea and aspirin
a
b
or
c
b
to b or not to b
or
beware
beware
of the dog
or
the man with a powertool?
man with a powertool
John Holmes
or
Tim the Toolman?
Tim the toolman
Home Improvement
or
Backyard Blitz
Home Improvement
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Professionals
or [else]
Shooting in the dark
Shooting
Pool
or
Ferals
Ferals
Children
or
cats
Children.
My own little darlings or other peoples spoiled brats?
little darlings
Dennis the Menace
or
Ginger Meggs
Menace
little Kev
or
Big Jules
Little Kev.
Super Kev, Saver of the universe? Or Kev the dudd?
Big Jules
Cute Welsh Lass
or
Cute Welsh Ass
Ummm! Cute welsh lass.
With the toothy grin or well turned ankle?
well turned ankle
Heather McArtney
or
long john silver
long john silver
lining
or
sterling
John
Lou
or
Loo