Explain Turkey Slapping to him Cliff
:D :D or should that be :eek: :eek:
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Explain Turkey Slapping to him Cliff
:D :D or should that be :eek: :eek:
I thought the US designation was 'shower slippers' and the Poms 'flip-flops'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Childress
You must have travelled a bit, Bob?
In Oz we can actually buy 'dress' thongs, ie balck and white.
My dad used to have leather thongs for good, informal wear.
Lends a new meaning to 'strop' :cool:
OK, that is easy....Quote:
Originally Posted by echnidna
It is not quiet the same as 'beating the meat' :D
Allow me to assist in our multi-cultural discourse and attempt to explain 'turkey slapping'
Turkey slaps are administered, in a state of friendly camaraderie, by a fella to his female companion. They consist of a light-hearted tap (usually on the cheek) by the male utilising his flaccid genitalia.
I'm not sure if this is a cultural enigma, particular to Oz?
In a recent episode of Big Brother, a contestant administered such TS to a female contestant. He was rusticated immediately, and narrowly escaped prosecution, for bad manners.
We suspect this was because the slap was to the right cheek of the female and everyone knows it should be to the left.
Spent a lot of time in Europe (Brits, Germans, Scandinavia). But . . . never yet been to OZ and it would be the pinnacle of my life's ambitions.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bodgy
Well, that clears that up.:rolleyes: This forum is not only informative but educational as well. (And I've been doing it wrong all these years!:eek: )Quote:
Originally Posted by Bodgy
We are having a 'Bit of a barby' for the missus this Sat'dy if yar int'rest'd. 'sher birth'dy yest'dy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Childress
Translation:-
We are having a B-B-Q for my wife this Saturday if you would like to join us, you are welcome. It was her Birthday yesterday.
PS. Don't bother bring'n ya turkey bloke. :cool:
I wonder if Bob is a wolf in sheeps clothing?
Wolf? Once perhaps, but no more.:( In sheep's clothing? Naaaw, wool makes my skin itch.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by craigb
I found this looking for something for another thread...
http://www.dunlite.com.au/assets/ima...main_r2_c1.jpg
It is a Peter Lik (I think?) or maybe a Steve Parish photo.
I have seen the photo in a gallery & my Grandpa had a shed just like that one. The original photo didn't have the stars & the lightning.
When the one at my Grandpa's was brand new, it was the single men's quarters.
My dad learned how to make whips & other leather work there from the old-timers. (Dad is now 73 & my Grandpa would have been 100 in 3 months time if... )
I mixed molasses & urea to make a stock feed supplement on the back (right) veranda when I was a kid about 13 or 14. I never ever ever got to see what was inside that hut... it was a secret.
and thats only because some of you damm yankees still claim you-all won the war , and you know the war I'm talking about.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bob Childress
Nah if he was in sheeps clothing he would be posting on a NZ dating forum:DQuote:
Originally Posted by craigb
Fair go Russell. This thread should be above hijacking. Is nothing sacred?:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashore
Nothing Baared ewe mean:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Caliban