Brian could never understand why his bedroom was always full of dirty underwear and twenty cent pieces...
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Brian could never understand why his bedroom was always full of dirty underwear and twenty cent pieces...
Wendy wanted a tumble, so Harry renovated
Every time Brian ate sprouts he'd toot and blow the windows out
I like this one. The last few were a chuckle too, but ...... Off you go DukeQuote:
Originally Posted by A Duke
Give this one a go Attachment 296653Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
The free land of the weed whirlpool
"This must be good ####. For a moment I thought an eagle had me by the throat."
Regards
Paul
Blood, sweat and weed
One of us sure aint flying high
Not many takers, I think I'll go with this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bushmiller
Off you go Bushmiller.
I thought the "herb superb" would have stirred more ideas.
Regards
Thanks Hugh
I wanted to get into the festive spirit (a bit difficult for me), but get away from the male dominated concept of the gift giver on a sleigh. It was a long and difficult path: A path that I enjoyed (:-), but one that would have given the moderators apoplexy :rolleyes:.
This was the best I could do that wasn't trite and would still slip past the censor. Wet Santa!
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Regards
Paul
Seeing the planet is 70% water,
Santa had his elves testing a new water delivery method as an alternative to old grumpy reindeers..
Santa's answer to global warming
Like Farther, like Daughter.
We are working on the harness for the sled and bells that still jingle when wet.