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you're all wrong
...Ask your mother for sixpence
to see the big giraffe
put his head between his legs
and whistle up his...
Aunty mary had a canary,
Also had a duck,
took him behind the kitchen door
and asked him for a...
..so come on keep with the program instead of worrying about being PC
Whose worried about being PC?
There was a young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of bird seed
Great tufts of grass grew out of his a...
And his d... was covered in weeds !
:)
Craig
I can't let that one go as a typo
You wrote "whose worried about..."
I assume you meant "who is worried..."
in which case you should have written "who's worried..." and not "whose worried..."
It's not that bloody hard, it's your(not you're ) native tongue not Swahili.
Cheers
Jim
ps to get back to the original purpose of this thread ...
my post
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A man needs a woman like a fish needs a ....
Plastic Lure
bicycle
Uni-cycle
I am sorry to see that the grammer police have struck again!:cool:
Graduate>postgraduate>>>>etc
Jim,
Why don't you try getting a life instead of being so bloody anal ?
recycle.
Craigb
I'm so glad you took the bait!:D :D :D
I'm not Anal, that's 's job.;)
Someone has to do the horrible job of upholding literary standards on this wonderful BB, besides my advice is free, I could charge the going rate of $50 per hour but for you, my friends, my skills are offered free. but wait there's more, sooner or later I'll make a typo and won't you all have fun then, I'll be hoist on my own petard(?)
Don't take it personally, I'm just a S#$t stirrer.
Sorry (really) if I offended you.
I do have a life but up here in God's own country, the sun does funny things to our sensibilities.
Cheers
Jim
ps once I've hassled you you're off the hook and it's someone else's turn to tell me to get stuffed. It's a tough job but ever since Doorstop left the burden has fell on my shoulders. Sigh, woe is me, be nice you lot I'm old and tend to drool.
Alex
I see you've been on the feceiving end of the femininazis.
my post
unicycle
cheers
Jim
Jim
Someone has to o the horrible job of upholding literary standards on this wonderful BB,
Don't take it personally, I'm just a S#$t stirrer.
It seems your standards have already slipped, did you step on your own petard.
I can't find the word S#$t in my dictionary.
Using non-existent words isn't setting a good example.
bollocks :D
bullocks bollocks
Looks like the word nazi's are try to take over this post too. How about back to the subject.
Bullock Team
I will not bite Bazza:D
Football team (don't mention Bulldogs in this neck of the woods;) )
cheers
Jim