another need a caption, reply, question Take #2

but it makes me sound like a rottweiler when I bark

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Originally Posted by Claw Hama

Hi, my names Jack (Hi Jack) and I have a problem with "the bottle". I have to have more, one mouthfull used to be enough, then it was two, three, four, now it's, ..sob...a whole bottle full. Help me! Help me!!

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All yours Claw Hama:2tsup:

Just got to say what a great set of captions for the dog pic. Well done everyone!:U

Here you go.:)

If Maria pedals harder I might get this done.

We don't have shotgun weddings here in Columbia.

How Morgan Freeman spends his time off

Yes this is a dry grinder but it converts to a wet grinder if it rains

Shoe-shine! SHOES SHINED! ... I wonder why I never get any business?

Hmm, reckon a 20 degree bevel should be about right for a massacre.

hurry up honey, we're waiting for you to carve the joint.

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Originally Posted by wheelinround

How Morgan Freeman spends his time off

Yes this is a dry grinder but it converts to a wet grinder if it rains

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Ok, I think Wheelan might have the edge on this one. A cut above the rest maybe.:U

:o wow me again :D

here ya go

Oh Gawd...another bloody load of pen blanks!!!:o:o

OR....
It CAN"T be a Volvo.He's not wearing a hat!!:p:p

OR...
Weisey coming home after a big day on the Husky.:B:B

Weisy selling firewood .

I weighed it and thats 2 1/2 ton at $100, you owe me 250 bucks

This baby gets 20 MPL*

Miles per Log...

while we wait for a good one

When rope just cant be trusted for towing...

Chinese Chiropractor

"OK, hit the brakes in 3-2-1..."

How to push start a motorcycle.

Weisey and friend.Special delivery.:B:B

(You're not getting away with it so easily,Wheelin'.Aren't you supposed to choose a winner??)

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Originally Posted by Lignin

Weisey and friend.Special delivery.:B:B

(You're not getting away with it so easily,Wheelin'.Aren't you supposed to choose a winner??)

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I would if there was one I liked (or the fellow who's closest so far could put his own pics up:;)

Chinese post-men

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Originally Posted by Groggy

Chinese post-men

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very punny...

It has to be Wongo and friend.He's the one who knows logs!!!:(:(:(

Hey, get you feet back on the pedals and we'll be wheelin round!!:2tsup::2tsup:

Ah, I've seen these before, mobile hitching rail, they're trying to catch horses.

Lignin its all yours for both of them :2tsup::2tsup:

There's a catch yu have to post your own :;

I did think someone might have come up with for the 2nd one

In this years Moto GP it really is Pole Position

Sorry,Wheelin, out of stamps, so can't post.:(
Also, literacy skills on "puta only permit smartarsed captions, not pitchas.:no::no:
Give somebody else a go.:2tsup:

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Originally Posted by Lignin

Sorry,Wheelin, out of stamps, so can't post.:(
Also, literacy skills on "puta only permit smartarsed captions, not pitchas.:no::no:
Give somebody else a go.:2tsup:

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Look, here are the instructions. If I can do it you can.

Open another tab so that you can be on the forums as well as somewhere else.

Type some words referring to a funny subject into the google thingy up there. And press "return"

When the search results come up then click of "images" at the top. (The words should be in blue on the top left.) Then lots of pics should come up.

Choose one you like. (If none are good, go fishing again with some other words. If you put "funny" in the search you will get lots of funny ones, funnily enough. :D ) Click on the one you like then when it comes up copy the address in the address bar that shows you what web address you are one.

Click on the woorwork form tab to come back to us. Then in the reply to post thingy, click on the little yellow square that looks like a post card with a tiny stamp. In the pop up window paste the address you previously copied. Click save (Or whatev er it ias. )

Then post the reply, and bob's your uncle.

:phew: Hard work this 'puter instruction. :C:D

Lady Grey,
Thank you for the instructions, but you lost me on the first one.:-:-
How do you "open another tab"??:doh:
I really do not know how to do anything but type on this infernal machine, and even that is the single finger search and peck variety.:C:C

Off to hospital on Monday for total knee replacement, so not concentrating very well at present.:oo::oo:
Might be able to get highly 'putalitrit kids to show me a few tricks during convalescence, but no promises.:?:?

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Lady Grey,
Thank you for the instructions, but you lost me on the first one.:-:-
How do you "open another tab"??:doh:

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:think: Well, I've got a mac so prolly differant, but I just hold down the key with a little apple on it and press "t". :shrug:

Hope a new knee helps the situation. :D

So as not to interrupt the flow.

Lignun, it is easier to post a picture than open this forum.

Oh NO IT AIN'T!!
All I do is click on the blue bit on the email and enjoy the banter.Leave the infernal machine on all day and periodically go up to "New Posts" to see what people are saying, and occasionally add my two bob's worth.
I looooooooooove this site.:D:D:2tsup::2tsup::U:U:):)
Will make a cup of coffee on my fully automated espresso machine and consider a witty reposte to that load of bull!!

Just doing my Yoga

Here we have it audience!
Proof that you can stand a lot of bull on a couple of tips:roll:
Similar to being a Politician!!

You flap the cape, and I'll do a somersault.Nobody need get hurt!!:2tsup:

What'd you expect, castinettes??:U


OK,now let's see yours!:C


I've gone head over heels for the pansy in tights!!:;


(Enough!! Off to the shed!!)

Due to traffic and roadworks, the bull had to be delivered by air.

Mum mum, ya watchin, did ya see me, didja, didja, will I do it again, ha, ha

Wear pink tights or stand on my head - who do you think won!!:D