Sir! Where is your helmet?
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Sir! Where is your helmet?
But officer, I have a clean record.
My wife told me to clean up before I got to the office :doh:
You're on a slippery slope, when you've been pulled over for excess bubbles from your vehicle.
(I wonder if his credentials will stand up in court.)
You like it Officer? Geeze, thanks! It's a hydramatic, fully tapped out. Only a single plug but it goes like a fart in a whirlpool!
NEWSFLASH!
In broad daylight, a gang of daring robbers have made off with all the bathroom fittings from the Red Deer police station.
A police spokesman said they had nothing to go on.
I reckon Pugwash gets it.
Thanks Groggy.
Try this one.
The flight of the bumble bee. Bah!
If I had a seat I'd play a duet
I'm just winging it!
And now an Oldie but a Goldie from our 1968 Album of the same name.
Coff Coff........
I'm Louie da Fly I'm Louie da Fly Straight from Rubbish tip to You
Sting's little brother had a more classical bent!
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Originally Posted by tea lady
Luvit!!!
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Originally Posted by watson
:D But I like yours Watson! :UQuote:
Originally Posted by watson
See......we both won.......'cos we made a group giggle!!
Yeah! But what does Pugwash think? :C:DQuote:
Originally Posted by watson
I like yours Tea Lady. Your turn.:UQuote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
:oo: Better go and look then! :think: Continuing the fly theme ! :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by pugwash
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In the insect version of Back to the Future, Martie McFly meets his moth-er.
"Where's Dad?"
"Tsk! The silly old fool is probably stuck down at The Strip again." :roll:
Marty was a little surprised at the size of his Russian blind date
be he moth ?
Imagine how annoying their kids would be.
...always...I'm no fly by night.
Ahh it was love at first sight, on the ceiling of the Tropicana in old Havana next to the mirror ball and spot light:inlove:
Te he he! I think Claw has done it best! :rofl: :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Claw Hama
Over to you Claw!:2tsup:
Thanks TL
Here you go
The pesimistic learner driver.
I knew we were in trouble when The Count insisted on bringing his own bed
The count was finally evicted when his great great great grand children sold off the family mansion. Where his next abode would be was anyone's guess.
It's a dead end!
The car was a deathtrap, but it did come with extras.
Circa 1980: Funerals'R'Us delivery van
- should never have sent the missus to get a new gasket installed....
- some cars have more legroom than others!
- the lengths some go to to get a disability license.
- i know the sign says ''no standing'', but this is ridiculous!
- when i get the flu, i find this the best way to stop the coffin
I told you, you needed a delivery plan before you accepted the commission for the caskets.
That shortcut through the cemetery is faster than the usual route. It would have been even quicker if that procession hadn't got in the way.
Jennifers novelty cake company was badly in need of a delivery van.
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