his spell checker lead him to believe that a prose convention was a gathering of writers, so he was completely taken off guard when the ugliest pro said to him...
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his spell checker lead him to believe that a prose convention was a gathering of writers, so he was completely taken off guard when the ugliest pro said to him...
" 'ello darling how about it? " She wasn't a cockney but had been scarred emotionally by being subjected to Dick Van Dyke's chminey sweep accent in Mary Poopins (That's for you Driver). In repsonse to the pro's advance he.....
... replied "no time for the old in and out love, I've come to read the meter." With that he ...
..turned to leave but was confronted by....
... a cardboard replica of a well-known Belgian detective ...
.....in a bad suit...
which was badly and repeatedly stained by Roger's...
squirt gun filled with ...
Semen Stains excess ..
...wooden...
... Dr Jurd's Jungle Juice. The cardboard Poirot (no, that's pwar-row, not poyrot) turned to him and said "Do you like my ...
donger? I use it to ring my bells. It is made of ...
..cardboard, just like moi.
This was getting far too weird for Rodger.
First he had a group of tarts appear from nowhere and start propositioning him. Now, he was having a conversation with a cardboard cutout Poirot!
He really had begun to wonder what was in the cocktail he'd ordered in the departure lounge bar, when suddenly ....
...he was totally unsurprised by the sight of a large, redgum (that's wood you know!) Christmas cake which had beautifully turned and carved....
...nuances..