Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #6

While watching GC 600..

Craig Lowndes was taught to drive before he was toilet trained, So his parents combined his training.

And he's still a little S#!T, Hate him hate him hate him.

The poop mobile

"Took that corner so fast I lifted the nearside wheels and nearly rolled her. Fortunately I was sitting in the right place......"

Jay Ohrberg's 7th grade workshop project.

For when you got to go.. Fast.....

Mum kept complaining about the skid marks from my old kart!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by underfoot

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A superb response and I have to congratulate you on your restraint. A provocative subject that was enough to get you banned and me also for being an accessory before the fact!

I thought we might have had:

"Goes like a shower of ****."
"Comfort stops on the move."
"Do not flush while at traffic lights."

The list goes on....

I paticularly liked

Springwater's "Trivial Poosuit."
and CMB's reference to

"electric wipers."

They struck a chord.

But it goes to Underfoot for the simplicity and imagery it conjures up.

Regards
Paul

..moi?...ta..how about...

Paint me like one of your french girls..

Its called Bush Pilates

flat out like a ...

At six o'clock their Mummies and Daddies will take them home to bed
'Cause they're tired little Teddy Bears

Oi, Martha, bring me a beer will ya

After you have eaten all the leaves, you need a kip.

I was going to say

"I'm practising to be a lizzard,"

but SawdustMaker sort of got there first :(:D.

Regards
Paul