dunno, I reckon it would leave you feeling a little peckish...
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dunno, I reckon it would leave you feeling a little peckish...
uuurrrghh!....grated carrot in a burger....that's sick
GM fish burger?
Cheers
Michael
ok, quick one.
nah, changed my mind, this one now
Have you actually tried fur undies? After a week, you wouldn't be smiling either. :no:
" No! No!, You're thinking of my brother!
I'm Conan the Librarian! "
Well, what'd you expect....a sporran????:o:o
I wanted to go as a politician, but this was the only costume they had left.:C
1. Were did I park my Harley?
2. Do you want fries with that?
I thought, seeing it's a topless bar, I'd put my shirt in my jockstrap,
The steroids have gotta fit somewhere...
Huh??!! Me??? Why would I have a guinea pig in my jocks??!!??
"I'm pumped"
I'm running for governor, can I have your vote?
Knee's bent, arms in, now did I remember to put my Cup on :rolleyes::oo:
One shot from my little gun and I'll go backwards at a rate of 4k's an hr or topple over like a Ten Pin:doh:
as part of their rigorous training program they were required to go many hours without a toilet break
Jeez, I hope they're recoilless rifles.:doh::doh:
The Curtseying Corps of Cut-throat Killers.:oo::oo:
Or....
A new slant on bikie gangs:roll::roll:
Many unforeseen problems were encountered, including problems with recoil, but the thing that bought the whole "army on wheels" project down was the GPS control. You can't fight someone who also owns the satalite.:doh:
When they yelled Charge they all took out their extension leads and socket to em'
From LOML
WOOKIES WOOKIES!!!
The pursuit resumed once the sun emerged from behind the cloud. The system test officer made a note that solar powered pursuit vehicles may have limited application.
Segway Spandau Ballet
The new segway troops never fired a spot in anger, the enemies were easily over run while they were laughing and making gay jokes......
What did you do at work today sweethaeart?
Sorry for taking so long be right back
You have a dirty mind Skew:D:D:2tsup:
$#%^^ Bugger Firefox updates flamin pop up windows won't work hang 5 :doh::~
Here Is
Laika as a puppy.
Hi, my names Jack (Hi Jack) and I have a problem with "the bottle". I have to have more, one mouthfull used to be enough, then it was two, three, four, now it's, ..sob...a whole bottle full. Help me! Help me!!
Burp.......
Toby the Terrier attemps to be Tasmanias first dog in space,
What? There were no biscuits in here. :whistling: I just felt like putting my head in somewhere cosy.:D
Well it IS a P.E.T bottle!!!:;:;
Pugwash, that's NOT the way to keep the sitter still!!!:no::no:
Dammit! Now all the good smells are on the outside... :C