Cheers Paul,
fire away folks.......
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Cheers Paul,
fire away folks.......
Teeth sharpening.
This is wedged tight - I'm going to have to push it through
Man! you sure got deep rooted teeth
The first crude attempst at dental implants did lack some degree of finesse
There's your problem! An impacted molar...
Stone Age meets Iron Age
With not the best out come
Talk about being on the same track I was just going to say:- "stone age mallet meets iron age dental drill"Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplicity
:)
Achmed's kebabs (although tasty) were a little stringy....and dental floss wouldn't work
Going with this one...........take it away underfoot.......Quote:
Originally Posted by underfoot
Ta...let's tryQuote:
Originally Posted by beer4all
"Who you callin' cuz?"
Suspicious Minds
Looks like some adult made a not very politically correct remark.
You can pick your friends but not the relo's
Hey, you know anyone called Clyde?
" Hmmmm ,.......I wonder how that monkey got mummys special necklace that she wears for daddy at bedtime......."
" Listen kid, I can stare all day too..........but rules are rules,.........no peanuts means NO TRICKS ."
It was silent and deadly but I think she knows it was me....
waddya mean 'he's got my ears'?
who farted?
There WAS a tim tam. Dad says HE didn't eat it.
You sound and look just like my kid brother
A bloody monkey
although I do like a good fart joke...I'll hand it over to TL for this one...
Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
damn, political correctness strikes again! :rolleyes:
Quote:
Originally Posted by underfoot
OI! TL! WAKE UP!
It's your turn :U
:bump2::bump:
Take it away Duke
OK just for the fun of it lets see what we can come up with for these smilies.Quote:
Originally Posted by rwbuild
:brick:
Too much of this :pash:resulted in too many of these :bump:
https://www.ubeaut.biz/bum.gif
(OK, ok... so I'm taking the P outta it. :innocent: )
Hmm, seems to have fallen a bit flat, not many takers and less enthusiasm.
I was expecting some military training type captions like "At the double there! Show some enthusiasm when I show the BUMP flag!"
I will give it to rwbuild with a blush, for effort.
Take it away Ray.
ARRRRRR! This be a pirate hijacking!
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ARRRRowl :wink:
SKew's Girl: "What is worn under the kilt?"
SKew: "Nothing, its all in perfect working order!" :2tsup:
Shoes? :shutup1:
I laddie, and where do ye think Nessi is hindin?
cross dresser
*snickersnirk*
Gonna give this one to Cliffy, cause it's true. He didn't complain about the kilt, the sporran, or the tails. It was the shoes.
Side note, Mother's maiden name is Burns. ;)
Anyone can wear a kilt, but you can recognise the true Scot by the dandruff on his shoes.
:D