Make a model of the Eiffel Tower, and will do this in order to console Peter. At this point Charles and horsey arrive only to be....
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Make a model of the Eiffel Tower, and will do this in order to console Peter. At this point Charles and horsey arrive only to be....
that the equine flu had been spread around the beer garden and so Camilla should come up with an explanation "how she does
that trick of..........
making Charlies ears wiggle and applying her make up so that she appears much older than she really is.
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Wongo has took off like a bat out of hell, does he really
think he can outrun and outsmart the combined efforts of the barmaids, bikies, politicians and assembled royalty and keep......
his secret recipe safe from Barry, John, and Allan, who are about to launch their own food franchise in opposition to KFC, using "chicken substitute". Little does anyone know that Barry, John, and Allan have another "silent partner"-- P.M. Krud , who is currently in China attempting to buy all of the chinese "mandarins" to flavour their "substitute chickens". They are mainly concerned as to "How do you skin a kitten" and "get rid of
the claws, teeth and whiskers?" However, we know that Krud has an answer for everything and is quite capable of waafling on in Mandarin. THis he does with much enthusiasm until he discovers that his audience only speaks CAntonese. On hearing this KRUD is forced to............
speaking in Orange where he attempts to talk the local populous into trying the Chicken substitute that has been simmering in a marinade of
fish guts, automotive coolant and roasted garlic. Although skeptical the towns folk soon warmed to the idea when told .....
that the garlic was optional. This was an enormous relief to the population of Orange, given their history of chronic ....
halitosis and flatulence.
With Krud's mind now somewhat at ease and his whole being feeling relaxed, self satisfied and smug he failed to notice........
constipation. But where has Wongo got to?
That is what Krud had failed to notice due to his heightened state of self indulgent euphoria.
Wongo had managed to elude the pursuing throng and slip into the Cantonese audience completly un-noticed and then boldy walk directly in front of Krud and out the door.
On reaching the deliciouly sweet atmosphere of the outside fresh air, Wongo.........
has got to come up fast with a method of adding fleas to his own brew so as to hamper the Krudd
who with his aide were slowly scrolling through the Rogues Gallery looking for an updated photograph when they came across his latest pic sporting the new Harry H hairdo , are said Krudd, we've got you now my lad there's no place to hide sporting that on your noggin just try and