G'day Driver,
A logo for the Code of Practice, well that's right up my alley which happens to be part of my profession. So, if you're willing to wait a week for me to get an idea/s nutted out, I'd be very willing to contribure. :)
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G'day Driver,
A logo for the Code of Practice, well that's right up my alley which happens to be part of my profession. So, if you're willing to wait a week for me to get an idea/s nutted out, I'd be very willing to contribure. :)
Great! Thanks Waldo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waldo
If you can find a way to incorporate Andy Mac's shed picture into a cover design that would be excellent. Take all the time you need.
Col
G'day Driver,
No problems. Andy Mac could you email to me the scan? Doesn't matter how big a file it is.
There's two things about Andy Mac's picture that niggle at me...
- He's using a draw-horse, right? So where's the shavings? :eek:
- Going on the cover of THE code, I assume this is a "representative" shed? OK... but where's his copy of the Code hangin' on the wall?
:p :D
Mate if I did it it'd be worth less than $0.05, believe me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Driver
Much better idea to let Waldo do it.
What I reckon we need is a stylised shed incorporated in the logo.
After all, what is a shed in elevation? Two uprights and a roof right?
Now just snazzy up the basic concept up and Bob's your mother's brother. :D
incest !!
oops sorry thought it was the not a joke thread:D
G’day Driver, g’day mates,
I have studied carefully the CoP and believe it is one of the most intelligent documents I have ever read. :) I took the test and scored Maaate! with a 27, although for question (2) I substituted “Those little fart machines made out of rubber that you blow up and slip on your mate’s chair.” Other than that, no worries. <O:p</O:p
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But, I pose a few questions for your careful consideration:
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- Can a bloke live in America and still be a bloke if he has a shed and follows all the rules?
- Is there such a thing as an Honorary Bloke and how do you apply?
- Is Foster’s really “Australian for beer” or are the <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[IMG] /><st1:country-region w:st=[/IMG]merica</st1:country-region> and still be a bloke if he has a shed and follows all the rules?
- <font face=" /><st1:State w:st="on"><ST1:pNew York</st1:State> ad chaps having us on? (They are chaps, you know.)
- Is John Howard a bloke? (optional)
- My shed does not have a metal roof, is this a Code Violation?
- Flushed toilets here swirl in the opposite direction. Does this have any bearing on anything at all?
- If you asked the average American what a “stubby holder” was, would he know?
- Should he care?
- Is there an upper limit to the number of cock-ups allowed per WIP? My experience tells me the answer is no.
- It’s summer here and winter there. Who’s right?
With your permission I would like to share the CoP with some of my blokelier mates. It may inspire them to come up with their own CoP. But then again, probably not.
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I give the CoP four thumbs up!:D
G'day Bob. Here's a tip: carefully read the Code's section on Blokely terms (10.3). Nowhere will you see the word 'mates' used in the vocative case. 'Youse blokes', 'Gents', 'Girls' and 'Ladies' are the preferred terms. Apart from that: Welcome and goodonya.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Childress
Well done on the Blokeness Quotient score. As to fart machines, a bloke is, of course, free to choose his preferred system.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Childress
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Originally Posted by Bob Childress
G'day youse blokes,
It means I've taken me bloody boots off! Never wear thongs. They chaff your B**. Can't count any higher without, can I? Can anyone tell me what time it is in OZ or do I haf' to do the math?
Thank you, Driver. I am proud to be an American Bloke. (Oh, Wendy, how I long for you! Oops, sorry, that slipped in.) It's late here and the Blokely drinks have kicked in, so tomorrow is another day.
What bloody time is it there,, anyway?
10:30am if your in the eastern states....... not close enough to knock off time for my liking....
A couple of years ago, I won a prize at a Turnout for 'The most looses on one piece'.Quote:
Is there an upper limit to the number of cock-ups allowed per WIP?
I did finish it & it went on the 'Instant Gallery' table but bloody hell, I had to go & get it back from where ever it had landed lots of times.
Well, I'm going to bed. It's 9 PM here (Eastern Daylight Time). But . . . if it's 11 or so A.M., why aren't you all at work? And if you are, don't you have anything to do? And anyway, what DAY is it over there? Crikey! This Honorary Bloke thing is going to my head!!!
I think I'll go out to the shed for a spell. Leaning and staring.;) THEN I'll go to bed.
It's tomorrow here, and yesterday there. See? It's simple.Quote:
what DAY is it over there
BTW If you are going out to the shed, make sure you only lean and/or stare. Under no circumstances should you DO anything. You have been warned. ;)
Bob Australia has 3 time zones ( without counting Daylight saving times )
So here on the east coast it's 20 past , in the middle its 10 to and on the west coast its 20 past , ( In Tasmania its 1986 ):D
Hope this clears it up
Rgds