I'm not certain about this one but it could have certain outrageous connotations - so over to you Tea Lady.
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:D Lots of heart attacks in her "village" is all I'll say!:U
Continuing the old lady theme! :D
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Once a ballerina always a ballerina.
"Drat! That IS a ladder in my stockings!"
:)
Damned wrinkly hands! Life was so much easier when I could write my notes on the backs of 'em...!
Well, Doc... Y'see, me son was helping me to remove my artificial leg. He gave an almighty heave... and that's when I realised... wrong leg!
I Always wished I was a foot taller...
When I find out who put the #$@&^%$ magnet into my shoe I'm going to give him what for.
...Dang....that's the third time this week..
Gladys pole danced, well, everywhere there was a pole
Oh damn! I have to read this timetable with my eyes!!!
No thank you I don't need a leg up, I can do it myself.
You put your right foot in,
you put your right foot out,
you put your right foot in and you shake it all about....
The Lord is takin' my sole!