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Roger the cabin boy had a speech impediment, of course, which is the subject of a whole different story referring to why and how he managed to lose the captain's dinner over the side in a storm (ie, "Yer sausage and mash has gone overboard, Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho!"). Nevertheless, said Roger managed to overcome this serious setback and became ...
a man of the cloth. Every Sunday he would assume the guise of the Reverend Unseemly Dogposture and .........
... read a sermon on the evils of drink. In this he would use, as an example to his congregation, his curate: the Reverend Aloysius Shagnasty, who ...
...by means of a technique that is better left to your imagination, had managed to cure Roger's speech impediment...
but strangely only when donned in his clerical garb. Often Rodger (Dogposture to his mates) would have to show his ....
...wooden...
... detachable ...
... altar boy's ...
... manually-operated ...
collection plate.
This of course always had the effect of reminding the congregation that they were ...
a bunch of complete loosers and that they should really try to find enlightenment through the use of ...
..hallucinogenic drugs purchased from the local...
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... or even better, the local constabulary. In his sermons, Roger also explained the origin of his nickname. He would describe how he was caught ...