Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

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29th July 2011, 01:45 PM
pugwash

Fashion tip No.24
Never wear stripes with spots.
29th July 2011, 02:06 PM
mic-d

A zebra crossing...

with a giraffe.
29th July 2011, 10:30 PM
Groggy

I hate twisting the heads off these long-necked bottles.
30th July 2011, 12:28 AM
labr@

No caption from me but I couldn't help thinking about what the 2 Ronnies might have said about this one. Possibly something like:

.....and in breaking news the firm that handles security at Crufts was extremely embarassed today when a chihuahua in pyjamas infiltrated the novelty costume event and attacked a dachsund in a giraffe suit. A spokesman said "An anonymous tip off turned out to be misinformation so all of our guards were mistakenly looking for a wolf in sheep's clothing".
30th July 2011, 09:14 AM
Claw Hama

Oh, oh, baby, I love you but I just don't think it's guna work.
30th July 2011, 10:59 AM
chrisb691

Quote:

Originally Posted by

errr, your stoplights are faulty.

Giving this one to ...off you go.
30th July 2011, 12:29 PM
A Duke

An extra thought.

Lions menu.
Starters Zebra
Main course Giraffe with dodgy stop lights
30th July 2011, 12:58 PM
tea lady

Quote:

Originally Posted by labr@

No caption from me but I couldn't help thinking about what the 2 Ronnies might have said about this one. Possibly something like:

.....and in breaking news the firm that handles security at Crufts was extremely embarassed today when a chihuahua in pyjamas infiltrated the novelty costume event and attacked a dachsund in a giraffe suit. A spokesman said "An anonymous tip off turned out to be misinformation so all of our guards were mistakenly looking for a wolf in sheep's clothing".

:D Very good!:cool:
30th July 2011, 03:08 PM
Cliff Rogers

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisb691

Giving this one to ...off you go.

I bet he posts a pic of a sheila wearing a garbage bag. :D
30th July 2011, 03:27 PM
chrisb691

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers

I bet he posts a pic of a sheila wearing a garbage bag. :D

:rotfl:
30th July 2011, 05:16 PM
tea lady

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers

I bet he posts a pic of a sheila wearing a garbage bag. :D

:rolleyes::p
30th July 2011, 06:41 PM
RETIRED

Quote:

I bet he posts a pic of a sheila wearing a garbage bag. :D

Nope.
30th July 2011, 07:41 PM
Ozkaban

In your best Bette Midler voice...

I can iron higher than an eagle
You are the starch beneath my wings
30th July 2011, 07:43 PM
Ozkaban

Just a quick question about the photo. Is the power cord going down the back of his pants???
30th July 2011, 08:39 PM
chrisb691

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozkaban

Just a quick question about the photo. Is the power cord going down the back of his pants???

Gas fired iron.