Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #7

OK, see how you go with this one.
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heard it all before

why do I always get the late saturday shift when the drunks come in?

"You put $50 on Carlton to win a game this year........? Baaahahahaha....."

"Now when I was your age - "

OK, this one's going pretty slowly so it's time to call it. I'm tempted to give it to Cliff, but seeing he didn't post his suggestion....
Take it away, Beer4all.

Cheers muchly Alex............

Excuse me, can you please pass me that rifle?

See.... Its an I-pad. Not a mate.

Leo checking out the latest in high tech dens

Nice kitty.

No sorry. The book says you are very rare in this area. So I'm not sure we'll have much luck finding you a girl friend on grinder.

"Actually, my friend, I'm here for breakfast and you're it." (spoken in a george Sanders voice.)

Regards
Paul

Yeah I know, I took a thorn out of your foot, doesn't mean I have to make you breakfast!

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Originally Posted by Bushmiller

"Actually, my friend, I'm here for breakfast and you're it." (spoken in a george Sanders voice.)

Regards
Paul

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Reckon he may have been the Mane course.....

Over to you Paul

Hope everyone had a safe Easter break.

Thanks Beer4all

How about this? It seemed appropriate:

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Regards
Paul

Rooted to the spot.

Bob Brown, eat your heart out

Extreme tree hugging.

Rip van Winkle's final resting spot

" Is that a Lumber Puncture? "

One of natures kinky positions............its called the butt knot..........ideal for treesomes.............

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Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers

Rooted to the spot.

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Beer4all managed to get the most innuendos in a single sentence :D, but I'll go with Cliff's caption for it's simplicity and directness :wink:.

Regards
Paul

Ta, give me a while to find one.

I'm back.... internet is a bit hit & miss out here.

At any point in time there will be some pain

Wakey wakey!!

Feel the thrill of a brand new day.

"Barrier cream in a pin."

Regards
Paul

Booked in for acupuncture at 5:35 sharp.......

Getting out of bed can sometimes be a real prick.

Acupuncture has it the technological age finally

You know you are in for a prick of a day if you don't wake up before the alarum goes off.

Now I just need to set out 7 bandaids and I'm ready for bed

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Originally Posted by CMB

Getting out of bed can sometimes be a real prick.

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Good one, have a turn. :D

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Bull sheyet.

The natural answer to ivory poaching.

Is that from a book titled " Dumbo and the Elephant " ? .....he really is a dumb poacher.......or a dung poacher.....dumb dung.......
....... " Dumb Dung ,....Avon Calling "............

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