Not a joke. Just a bit of fun.

Old Fart - very nice Pommy beer http://www.ubeaut.com.au/cheers.gif

Coopers Stout(top drop)

Eat crows?

Bye Bye Blackbird

Hello Sandgropers................
(the joy of Vic, no names)

Buckets & Spades. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif:

Bikini's

Women!!!

Victorians: commonly Gumsuckers!

W.Aliens aka sun,sea,plenty of good sand,good wine,bronzed good lookin'wimin,real nice timber,good p*ss ....why does the missus wanna move from Valhalla?

Land of the dead (valhalla)

Walhalla (gold mine)

Valhalla ....aka spiritually acclaimed

Glenfidisch...... buggared ifIcan schpellit but I schoore know howta make it dishapear. Hic! http://www.ubeaut.com.au/cheers.gif Yipeeeee...

"I Drink, Therefore I Am".
(Descartes, almost) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif: