:rolleyes: Geez! Isn't there a 10 year old you can ask.:doh:
OK! I'll have a look. :sigh:
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Dimitri didn't think it was at all funny when his comrades glued his shoes to the ground,
but when they put the vodka out of reach that was just cruel.
"Being cramped up in this tiny little box is making me cross!"
After a lifetime spent tramping through his native Carpathians, the flood-plains left Mikhail feeling awkward...
Shortly after the start of his long overdue shore-leave, Seaman Rejkovic was heard to explain: "But Officer! I'm not drunk! This damned ground keeps staying still!"
Hmmm... it looks like Petja is still having trouble adjusting to the surgical removal of his hunchback. :rolleyes:
As the ray's of sunlight struck his feet he froze as God spoke
and said "Hey man wash your feet they stink"!!!
Or
When sun shines out the officer's aceole no one moves
I can't see tealady's picture, just a x .:((
Fred's big nose was hard to hold up all day.
I thought that *SPLAT* was a bit big for a snowball...
Another big Snow Fall last night was recorded...
Appears he had his survival pack "YETI" didn't make it.:doh:
What good is a parachute without opposable thumbs, you Dolts!
Obviously taken over by fear he froze and couldn't open his parachute
Frostie's accident has broken his nose. Now all he can smell is carrots.
Count to ten and pull the ripcord doesn't work when you s.s.st.st.stu.stutter
All funny responses, hmmm.
{stabs finger at screen}
Wheelin' - take it away!
While spying on Ern making sure he's not spending the chisel money, Nalmo's plane runs into trouble. Unfortunately he wasn't quite high enough to count all the way to three before puling the rip cord. :doh:
TY Groggy
No wonder
Workcover --- they will give anyone an electricians ticket nowadays.:doh:
With all due respect to the hardworking lecco's out there.
These computer worm viruses are getting serious...
Thermaltake's new Black Mamba PSU for gamers. "Keeps them on the edge of their seat."
I still think that Superconducting Helical Snake Magnets are overkill in a 120W PSU!
(Nourish the inner nerd! Eat a book today! :p)
"Hello! Mr. Smith? Yes, we've found out what's making the rattling noise......"
"I don't know who told you that this was working ok, but you can tell them from me it's a load of cobras."
".....Yes but sir.......... I don't think you understand the scale of the problem....... "
A chip off the old block.
"Now the red wire goes to the green wire which goes to the ---- damn, it"s hard when you are colour blind."
Your's Skew take it away:2tsup:
This bloke must have faith in his support crew... :rolleyes:
Northrop makes another breakthrough in the ongoing development of the B-2 Stealth bomber...
or...
"unveilling" the B-3 bomber
"Hey Chuck, before I get in, pull my finger and you'll see a REAL after-burner!!!"
The new plane wash soap takes care of Grey in the wash
They said they'de be here at 0800 hours, and I take them at their word.