he he,:2tsup: you got it Groggy, over to youQuote:
Originally Posted by Groggy
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he he,:2tsup: you got it Groggy, over to youQuote:
Originally Posted by Groggy
for our next trip I will get him to stand on one leg and juggle a ball
2.. Ok I somersault, land on that colourful guy and maybe he will stop waving the stupid flag at me
3.. All the other bulls laughed when toro went to karate training who is laughing now
Bugger, I thought he was closer!
Cheers
Michael
Stop it Cedric. I thought you agreed not to do this anymore. It distracts the people from my glorious physique and attire.
From SHMBO: See I can do hornstands
Breakdancing bulls now play an important part in the pre-fight entertainment.
"OK Ferdinand... when you're quite ready, do you think we could get on with the tauromachy ?"
You can't believe that photo! I think it's just a tall tale. Or is that why they call it stake.
Ooooh, my head hurts:o
Michael Jackson teaching his new pet bull "Fluffy" some dance moves.
Have a go Pugwash!Quote:
Originally Posted by pugwash
A bit late, I know, but these ideas don't come along very often :rolleyes:
Hey diddle diddle
the matador's little
the bull fell over his head
the matador laughed
to see such fun
but now the Matador's dead...
Cheers,
Dave
Compose that in the night did you?:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ozkaban
Acshully not bad. :rofl:
That limeric deserves a greenie for effort
I have 2 and 4 y.o. daughters... making up silly words to songs is what they do best!!! I just try and pick up some pointers along the way :D
Cheers,
dave
A matador, name of Fred,
Tipped a big bull on its head.
Said "What a jape,
Just the flick of my cape
Of that horrible, bloodthirsty red".:U:U
For your kiddies:2tsup:
:brava::brava::brava::brava::brava:
ye gods, what have I started :doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lignin
Nice one though Lignin!!!
cheers,
Dave
Its amazing how useless talents come into their own when you have kids.:D My hubby's really good at making up really annoying songs. :doh: (That's what you get when you marry a composer. "Beautiful" music ALL DAY. :C:D )Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozkaban
A very proud daddy named Oz
Wrote silly ditties B coz
Of two little girls
As pretty as pearls,
Or that's what we thought they was!!:U:U:U
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lignin
Of course they're pretty as pearls - they don't look anything like me!
Here's a photo we submitted to an Australia Day comp with local Syd newspapers:
http://images.whereilive.com.au/imag...41_resized.jpg
[edit: and no, there's no need to captin this one!!!]
Cheers,
Dave
What a pair of little crackers.:U:U Now "we KNOW they was"!!
Jim (Impatiently waiting for Grandkids):(:(
Has Pugwash capsized?:?
Cheers
Michael
looks like it,
Heres one from my collection to get keep us going
http://au.geocities.com/graham_paige...as_found_1.jpg
Hey Mabel "are you ready yet"
Our usual here is
"Look what we found"
Daaaarl, Were you smoking in th' car agin?
Ya huh Waddya reckon Billy Bob, go for a burn or are we too late?
Thought bubble: OOOoo, mmmm, thideburnth, I do tho luv hith thideburnth.
Cheers
Michael
"I reckon it's no good for driving any more, let's sell it to Gra" :D
The Dukes of Hazard. :D
You win..Quote:
Originally Posted by Groggy
Go for it groggy
Say Fred. Is this what they refer to as automatic air conditioning?
Soy bread? Soy bread? I'll give YOU soy bread! :~
After that feeding pigeons laxatives was made a crime.:C
A Picture of the Young Alfred Hitchcock.
have a go TL.Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady