a mess. All the blood and guts are licked clean from the ground.". Percy also had a very long tongue which combined with his large proboscus made him very popular with a little over 50% of the population.
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a mess. All the blood and guts are licked clean from the ground.". Percy also had a very long tongue which combined with his large proboscus made him very popular with a little over 50% of the population.
With his large proboscis it was very entertaining watching him lick....
Susan back into life and back into this story, the first thing she said on being revived was, "Oh Cyrano, where have you been all my life? I've (literally) been dying for a licking like that!"
Whereupon Cyrano replied...
the sugar out of the bottom of his coffee mug....
..... was usually found hanging from an ornately carved and richly gilded wooden......
Hang on Hang on, Ernknot's response times not what it used to be so back to Hovo....
"mnmnmnmnmnmnmnmn" because his tongue had gone numb due to Susans ability to hold on to...Quote:
Originally Posted by hovo
her position in the back of the ......
..truck that had spilled cheap coffee machines all over the road causing....
traffick to grind to a halt because of all the dregs and...
...old pharts who used really bad puns like "grind to a halt", and all the police sniffer dogs who were running around in a state of confusion because everyone knows that drug importers use coffee grinds to throw the poor dogs off the scent. But one of these dogs was once in the vice squad and he recognised Susan's unmistakeable aroma from the time he'd met her before. He said to himself, I know that aroma it is...
...Cyrano breath. Cyrano started running but....
,,,,he slipped on the old gummies at the bottom of the cliff ....
So...... what was Cliff doing there?
looking for projector bits and pieces
but all he found were bits and pieces of Cyrano's tortured tongue and bits of wooden...
tongue depressor..
Which Cliff found somewhat depressing. He then promptly committed suicide by ...
.....
he gassed himself by sticking his head in a electric oven and turning it on ....
grill and turbo fan, but alas....
.named Narelle was passing by and noticed the aroma of cooking. She went to him and proceeded to pull
his pants down and ...
smiled knowingly and exclaimed......
...you've got plenty to live for I'll introduce you to my friend Dirk....
... ". 'Dirk' was a 12" ...
...Band Saw....
.. cunningly disguised as a 12" pianist, the result of a fundamental error on the part of a hearing-disadvantaged leprachaun some years previously. Dirk had never really managed to overcome the social stigma of his diminutive stature, despite ...
his wooden
...approach to life, which limited his opportunities for....
..getting any....
... horse - one of a pair owned by himself and another little boy from his youth who was now off riding with the cavalry with a strange 3-legged man called Jake. The wooden horse was tall enough to raise him up to eye level, which made it easier to ...
It's a photo finish for the triffecta!!
Pick up the other little boy on his wooden horse
..the chainsaw chick from the latest edition of Aussie Wordworking came through and chopped them into pieces with her new stihl. Standing legs apart she....
reminded them of someone who could roger the cabin boy in a way that would make his eyes pop out of his wooden...
..head, hang on Woger has morphed into Pinnochio. Anyway the chick or chic as AW calls her decides to wreak a little havoc with the chainsaw and...
locking Rogers little wooden bits into a handy vice she started up the chain saw and approached him with a large degree ..
... of trepidation. Was this really the best use of such scant materials? Would she be better lopping it off and using it to turn up a pen, or perhaps a gavel? Nah, bugger she thought, I've always wanted to try chainsaw carving on a live subject - I know, I'll carve a ...
...toothpick which...
...can also be used as a straw for...
..extracting ear wax. The chick starts up the chainsaw and...