Where did I leave my Strat?
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Where did I leave my Strat?
Thomas Edisons hair never recovered after he discovered he was an over achiever.
Frightened me!! What makes you think that.
Robert J. Van de Graaf, shortly after his most famous breakthrough in 1929.
Honourable mention to Oxkaban for the scientific reference.
This one from tea lady made my hair stand on end.
Your turn Tea lady.Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
While we're waiting for Tea Lady.
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Filthy Human!
Dog ####, no #### , cleaning up the street,
Keep it all so nice , oh.
(To be sung to the tune Derry Down)
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Originally Posted by pugwash
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Originally Posted by Grumpy John
Give us a chance. I only just got home from the WWS. :rolleyes: And then I had to have dinner, watch telly. :doh:
Lets let Gumpie's go though.http://cdn.woodworkforums.com/images/smilies/cool.gif
:think: Now, all I gotta do is think of a caption. ........ ........ ummmmmmm!
and you thought we could only play snooker.:p
Some councils have taken clean up your own mess just to far even stray dogs have been sent to school to learn how.
Or
The shame of it with my breading and heritage I've had to stoop so low to clean up poop
Even the Dog Pound has started using Community Services as punishment.
I liked yours Skew, but I think I'll have to give it to Gingermick for his reference to fine art :rolleyes:, don't forget they can play cards too. Over to you Mick.
I warned them about low flying over my horses.....
well that response hasn't been overwhelming, and I'm going to Townsville for 3 days so, Groggy away.
I was trying!!! Was thinking of something along the lines of catching a missile, or early scramjets not quite reaching initial velocity, but they all seemed lame!!! :doh:
Ah well, let's see it, Groggy :D
During testing, Barry accidentally dicovered rocket contraception.
He dropped it on his foot and it made him limp. :B
Over here! Over Here! No, don't throw the ball... bring it over...
Hand's up all you Crocs who were jumped on by Steve Irwin
Hand's up all you Croc's that would like to be a Queen's hand bag
For the rocket one:
5 minutes before they discovered a fatal design flaw in the Shoulder Mounted Launch System.
"OK! I'll put my hand up. It wasn't the dingo, it was me."
I caught a fish the other day and it was THIS big.
Wheelin' take it away.
:2tsup: Groggy which one did ya like??Quote:
Originally Posted by Groggy
BRB
"Hand's up all you Crocs who were jumped on by Steve Irwin" :UQuote:
Originally Posted by wheelinround
Hope this is ok
does my bum look big in this?
Although John always suspected it, he had no idea until his wedding day just how bad Sarah's flatulence problem really was
She is obviously a SNAB.
Showoff New Age Bride.
Well, there's the moon. I wonder where the honey comes into it???
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Originally Posted by Ozkaban
all yours Dave :2tsup:
Enjoy...
Anna Bligh, desperately trying to fix her states woeful bottom line, hit upon what the bureaucracy thought was a brilliant plan. Unfortunately the people of Alaska had other ideas,
"Whyyy does this sarn say, Queensland Government, I thought we was in Quebec"
This route is just not wide enough for two
There was this dead effelant in the middle of the road....but its gone this morning!!
For some reason the toll way on this road never worked as well as the one on the bridge to the pub. :think:
Sounds good, TL. Have a go...Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
Cheers,
Dave
:doh: Now I've got to find a pic. :think:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozkaban
:D
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Punisher7589/5.jpg