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of Crabtree, or for that matter any of the crew who had not been distracted by the nefarious and multi talented thread hijackers. These dastardly, sneaky, malcontents are surely agents of the Ripper - Id Est, the chap who rips the fabric of the universe. Is he, by chance, the first of the famous Ripper Family?
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Or is he merely a victim of a severe flatulence problem brought on by taking Max Factor Knacker Lacker orally, in a misguided attempt to add lustre to the contents of his cluster? http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gif
Aloyisius the hamster looks up and sleepily rubs his eyes and says
"can't a fella get some quite time here, as soon as yer doze off some inconsiderate sod posts another reply to this sleepy thread" :D :D
with that he plonks another pancake on his head in the hope of stopping them aliens from reading his thoughts.
Ahhh, 3 should do it................
... but, unbeknownst to Aloysius, the dozing hamster, his life is about to get a lot more interesting, not to say disturbing. For the rip in the fabric of the universe has just parted and through it shoots a small male person bearing a tray full of pink gins and a worried frown, as well he might for it is .... yes! .... none other than Roger, the Cabin Boy!
Pursuing him, it almost doesn't need to be said, on pleasure distinctly bent, is that other well-known character: Seaman Staines! (What follows the reappearance of these two iconic, nay legendary members of the crew, should be quite interesting).
Staines, with a nautical roar ...
....ing Roger decides that Roger is fit to be Rodericked, or was that Roderick was fit to be ....................
offered a couple of pink gins before settling down to concentrate on the more serious matter of...
tiddly winks and ...
... momentarily distracted by the sight of Aloysius wearing three pancakes athwart his scone, Staines pauses and offers Aloysius a business card. He then plunges down the companion way, unbuckling his pantaloons, in pursuit of Roger.
Aloysius glances at the business card and reads:
Staines, AB
Wigmaker to the Stars!
(Ask Elton, Burt, Bert and Ray)
"No - hang on a minute! That's not it at all!" says Aloysius ...
... but before Aloysius could further explain, Crabtree re-appeared.
Snatching two of the three pancakes from Aloysius' noggin, he swiftly devoured them (his appetite, after all, had been frustrated by the non-appearance of the promised u).
"Mmmm! Dolucious!" he murmured before gathering his impressive personage together and announcing:-
"Thot was the appooling Soomen Steens, was ut noot? Nee date in pursweet of thot unfortunoot Ridger the Coobin Bay! Something meest be done to stip thot low crooture!"
And with that, he ...
Migrated to New Zealand.......:eek:
Al
and was never heard from again.
In an agreement with the Australian Government, the New Zealand Government sends a Kiwi to live in Bondi everytime someone migrates to New Zealand. In Crabtree's case they accidentally sent Helen Clark. Upon arrival Helen said ...
...I forgot to turn the lights off .....
Who the hill is John Farnam?????
Who the hill is Helen Clark?????