and Woger was heard to whimper, Oh for a can of Max Factor knacker lacquer, but of course there was none. Instead Seaman Stains, thinking quickly...
Aaargh I HATE that :eek:
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and Woger was heard to whimper, Oh for a can of Max Factor knacker lacquer, but of course there was none. Instead Seaman Stains, thinking quickly...
Aaargh I HATE that :eek:
.... constructed entirely of wood because.....
...it was, where poor workmanship was causing a splinter epidemic....
which meant that the new universe's only company making sanders, GMC, suddenly ...
......had the wood on its' competitors so it gave.......
... it's old crappy range a new name and colour so that everyone would think it was something new, when in fact it was the same old ...
...same old. Which was good for Bunnings because that meant that a whole new generation of...
of little GMC machines who would find good homes, where they could grow up and have a more little GMC machines. The various GMC breeds of machines, the routers, the circular saws, the random orbital sander etc. procreated. This lead to whole new range of increasingly bizarre power tools. These tools went on to ...
break down
.....into....
... wooden ...
... hand planes! This distorted the fabric of the known universe and initiated a whole ...
new style of insanity , which led to psychiatrists to take up woodwork so they could better understand the problem, only to fall victim themselves to.......
a common affliction known as planeitis.
Planeitis is a deadly disease which the only know cure is to purchase more power tools. Which in it self is a nasty ...