Not a joke. Just a bit of fun. MKII

great white shark

great australian bite :D

Great Scottish bite:

Haggis.................... or gi us a quid wull ya.

Jock's trap

athletic support

over the shoulder boulder holder

Double-barrel slingshot?

M&M's Mammary Maintainers

Mmmm... Chocolate Milk

Rum Chocolate

Rum Negrita...aka Buka Meri

Bloody Mary

Oath.:D

(I tried to order as caraffe of red at the Bourke RSL a couple of weeks ago, and the barman said "What's a caraffe?!)

Bloody Heck!

(John, I am suprised the bloke didn't get you one of those Giraffes instead.)

Red Dawn