Call a dentist, that guy has a saw tooth!
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Call a dentist, that guy has a saw tooth!
Vern's alter ego. Turning Timber Into Toothpicks :D.
Due to his ongoing delusion that he was Bazza the Beaver, Carlos has to spend the rest of his life in a rubber room.
I''m that hungry i could eat a 4x2
Right, that's the chips.
Now for the fish!!:-:-
Oral-B(eech)
The toothbrush recommended by most dentists...
Just realised I have my rip teeth in, let me fit my crosscut teeth, there's hardly any tearout with those.
Cheers
Michael
Manuel decided he would audition for 'Leave it to Beaver'.
A chip of the old block.
For some strange reason AlexS tickled my funny bone. Take it away, Alex!
OK, have a go at this one.
The horse race will commence 10 minutes after the boat race is finished.
although there had been numerous attempts,
it was many years before the rules of 'water polo' were agreed upon.
The ten pound reward for the lost cufflinks sparked search efforts of divers kinds.
what this boat needs is more horse power!
The little boy took his finger out of the dyke to pick his nose and suddenly it was all over.
Go for it Underfoot, that cracked me up.
ok how about
Think those blasting engineers put a decimal in the wrong spot.
Cheers
Michael
....and what did the note they tied to it say Elmer????
Rock In Chair.:q
Relax............the hospital is just a stones throw away.
...he was a faithful dog :C
Bob's new Home Theatre System with it's MegaRock(R) setting was just a touch too realistic, though it did have quite a kick...
"Damn, I missed" - 'Dog'
Bloody kid!! I never should have made her that catapault!!:2tsup::2tsup:
Billy Bob finally understood why the house under the cliff was so cheap.
Boulder city lives up to it''s name again
A rock and a soft place?
a couple of ticklers in there folks:D
passed to you LigninQuote:
Originally Posted by Lignin
Sorry, computer illiterate.
Can't send pictures.
Give somebody else a go.
I just enjoy trying to "out joke" the rest of you genuine wits.:U:U:U
There ya go .... took this in Nepal.
"I'll tell you what Carlos, this is a lot easier than trying to chew it in half !"
Wouldn't it be easier to start from the top and work down?
Master Lobsang, we have made this saw brake many years ago, and with it built the community bridges and many houses, why is it we cannot build one more stool?
Cheers
Michael
Thanks Ern,:2tsup::2tsup:
"And hence, the derivation of "Top Dog":D:D
( True, but using a pit saw:doh::doh:)
Thought it was top notch? Cos the guy on the top cut out a notch for the saw to start in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lignin
Probably both, but what would a bottom notch be for??:oo::oo:
"You sure we can't read the manual, Sammi?"
Another Stratocaster copy on the way !