now bend over :oo:
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now bend over :oo:
then I noticed both his hands on my shoulders
Then the snap of latex was heard
Don't use a doctor called "Bubba"
Hubba Bubba
witch doctor
which what who when where?
having a blonde moment
senior's moment!:santa:
sexist and ageist, go for the trifecta
Prise Lady
prise apart
spread em
Read him his rights
whats that? knock out his lights.:boxing:
choice between the rubber hose and the telephone directory
so wheres the hose go again :?
Well! One end goes on the tap. And the other end usually has a nut holding it.:q
tap on the head
water on the brain
blood in the alcohol stream
the urine sample evaporated
how to beat the drug test
its only talc
ubeaut's secret recipe
I could tell you but then I must kill you.
Death by beating with a flaccid clay sausage :D
eccy thump
what a waste of black pudding
Now is black and blue pudding.
black and blue berry jam
Figjam
acronym for
someone's motto
their proberly blotto
islagiatt (It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time)
streaker's defence
coppers hat:U
cover up
sealed section