....and said "that will be $3.50 including GST love, unless you would like to.....
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....and said "that will be $3.50 including GST love, unless you would like to.....
... take advantage of our special this week on yoghurt - can I put you down for two?"
"Only if you pronounce it yog and not yo, how about a ride in your...
lorry?" "Lorry? Yog-urt? Next you'll have me doing the cleaning with a Hoover and cutting the weeds with a strimmer. This is all too much, I can't take it. I'm out of here, from now on you can get your milk from the ...
:D :D :D ...old goat down the road who...
...gets a bit from the old nanny down the road who also gives a bit to any....
..TDOH with spare change. Susan was wondering whether to return to the strange book when in walked her husband with a...
.. private Dick. Yes, he'd had Susan under surveillance and knew all about her trysts with the Milkman.
Susan, he exclaimed, how could you do this to me ?
To which Susan replied ....
"I wasn't I was doing it with the milkman you idiot. Who's the weirdo in the trench coat?"
He is the inspector from the milk board.
Milk board? This is getting udderly rediculous.
"Ask him to examine my latest delivery I'm not happy with it" said Susan, the inspector....
Yes, the milkboard dick looking where the dobs of cream went in Susans.....
alternate reality, which can only be accessed by those who...
are members of a select futuristic bulletin board run by.....
..........Woody the woodworker from Goodwood........
. Woody's best mate Edwood WoodWood who came from Blackwood had a ...
rather disturbing case of splinteritis which...
which is deadly to alien whores. These multi skilled wenches of the nether regions need a real ......
....wooden...
shoe
because the leather ones are no good for...
...farnarkling with a......
.......condition like acute angina but nevertheless.............
...thought Susan...
..."I need a coffee" she said to the gathering in her bedroom. So she put on some clothes and jumped in the car.....
.. and headed off to buy a Breville ESP4 - $67.99 in K-mart 15% off sale - which she'd heard such good things about. On the way, she had a head on collision with a truck carrying cheap coffee machines and died instantly. Meanwhile ...
...her husband and the milkman were caught comparing woodies by the man from the milk board, who pulled out a gun and shot them both as they had been involved in a weird love triangle all along. After killing them TMFTMB....
was overcome with remorse so he shot himself as well.
Oh no, is this the end of the story ?
The family dog walked in on the scene in the bedroom, cocked his leg and...
... Roger the Cabin Boy, leaping from the wardrobe where he had been hiding, ...
...grabbed the dogs cocked leg and...
uncocked it to be safe from getting...
... Seaman Staines all over his crew manifest.
However, this was not entirely successful because, just then, the door opened to admit Percy the Purser. He was called the Purser because he ...
....was such a twat that all who espied him made a cats bum with their lips and then said to him...
... where's your purse, Percy? You purse-carrying Nancy boy, with which witty repartee they would run away giggling like school girls. This always confused Percy because he was a 7' tall butchy looking bloke who rode a Harley and cracked walnuts with his ...
... pursed lips ...
..., hence his name, and could open beer bottles with his prehensile ...
... nose.
This appendage was the source of his alternative nickname: Cyrano.
Frequently in his youth, Percy's progress was marked by joyous cries from his admiring female fans: "There's more than one way to skin a cat, Cyrano!" they would cry ...
...you can always use a Bull Terrier, they dont leave.....