without looking at threads from 2-5 years ago so they have been closed. :D
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without looking at threads from 2-5 years ago so they have been closed. :D
"Oh yes", thought the denizens of Ubeaut Land, "here we go again." "That's the voice of 'The Ogre', and we all know that when we hear it that...."
the axe will fall....... so we just did a rip job and jumped to the axe wielders thread instead.........
So how do I search them now?? More new threads I guess.
I thinking about getting a new tablesaw.....
I think you should be able to search for them and read them, you just wont be able to post to them.
Only closed the ones in here that were redundant.
said the resident axe weilding mongrel. After which he shook himself down, and trotted back to hide under his bridge for a
session on the Tormek.
But instead he found a case of ...
out of date pancake mixture. Not knowing what to doo, he eventually decided to
cook it and............
... give to all those wearing foilies caps at the woodworking show . They immediately .........
Peter.
wondered why the hell they bought this rubbish, Ozwinner, with a pocket full of woodies cash was seen departing hurriedly from.................
bowed down to the might .....
unsure of which response to reply to the woodworkers decided that the might of the Snarly Beast was not messed with so they ...
doffed their caps and backed away. But it was..........
... coz they were stuck they thought "what the heck" (thats the polite interpretation anyway and was used only to avoid upsetting the axe man) ) so they decided to make it a new storyline on this thread anyway so ........
. . . they could see how far they could go before the axe . . .
Shinnngggggg!!
Al :D
Poor ol' oz ... now he thinks he's :D :D
I cant get me voice low enough to be .
Al :o
Nor yer axe high nuff
he said as they tightened the clamps on his .....
new piece of
crap, bought from Al's craporium.
Huh, snuffed as he read all the posts, what are these people up to, maybe
... I started a thread that will go on and on and on.....not like Neils thread that lay around for years until it got going then I zapped it as soon as it started to move.....
I'll give them another 10 posts before I.....
pull the pubes of the collective authors out one by one and then chop the ...
. . . the bejeezus out of their . . .
caps so they will have to...........
use plenty of Ubeaut wax to .....
fillin the marks left by the mighty axe
Meanwhile, Roger, VC Scar etc etc looked around at the unfamiliar surrounding and realised that he had inadvertently stepped into the wrong thread.
He heard a distant chant, it was the dulcet tones of MF calling him back to the right thread.
He departed into cyberspace with Oxwinners ill gotten gains.
Oh Dear, wailed Al, feeling his hollow wallet, back to the craporium to try for my next $1,000,000:00.
A black cloud darkened the scene, it was a cloud of fine iron filings from the sharpener, everyone realised that the axe was about to fall again and that I am about to avoid it by going to work...................
...So Iain went to work in his new occupation as a Donkey Tamer which he had to take up as he ran out of Committees to Crucify, but thats another tail altogether....
Back the the main problem -- Where was the axe ongoing to fall next...
Maybe on the flying fickle finger of fate. https://www.ubeaut.biz/FLIPA.gif
or on the trans siberian railway line :D :D :D
nnnnoooooooooo not the TSR it must be..............
...hmmm
Rip in the fabric???????????
Was it caused by an AXE?????????????