Robot barman

Robot barman<o></o>
<o></o>A man enters a bar and orders a drink.

The bar has a robot barman.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,

"What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about

global warming factors, Quantum physics and spirituality, bio-mimicry,

environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and

sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."

He decides to test the robot.

He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another

drink.

Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him,

"What's your IQ?" The man responds, "About 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time about league,

Holdens, racing, the new BIG Mac, tattoos, Nicky Watson and women in

general.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot

one more test.

He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your
IQ?"

The man replies, "Err, 50, I think."

And the robot says...real slowly...

"So...............ya gonna vote for Kevin again?"

:2tsup::2tsup::2tsup::2tsup::2tsup::U:U:U:U:D:D:D
10/10

:rolleyes: Fair suck of the sav.........

"So you gona vote for Dub-Ya again."

ROTFLMAO!!!

:D :D :D

Lady Grey,
If you're going to quote him, PLEASE misquote him correctly.
"Fair shake of the sauce.......":o:o:o

:2tsup:

This is very good. Would make you laugh, fitting for the times:D style of joke. Best one for quite a time. Blind Freddy would be pleased to have a laugh at this also.

Regards Mike:2tsup::2tsup::2tsup:

The robot obviously doesn't have the facial recognition software option installed. :rolleyes: :D

nice one :2tsup: