Getting Things Done

The new bride went crying to her mother.
"Momma, I can't get my husband to do anything.
I want him to fix up the house, but he keeps putting it off."

"Honey," her mother replied, "after being married to your father for
thirty-eight years, I've found the only way to get him to do anything
is to tell him he's too old."

My dead blessed mother would solve this problem by picking up a hammer and threatening to do it herself... worked every time!

Cheers,
Dave

My ladyfriend has deemed the "f" word is now "finished". Apparently I'm reluctant to get out to the shed and get f'd....so she keeps telling me to get f'd...