one for the spelig Nazises
1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5. Avoid clichés like the plague.
6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
7. Be more or less specific.
8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
9. No sentence fragments.
10. Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.
11. Don't use no double negatives.
12. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
13. Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary.
14. Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.
15. Kill all exclamation marks!!!
16. Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
17. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.
18. Puns are for children, not groan readers.
19. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
21. Always check numbered lists.
22. HEADNGS: Check these letter by letter.
23. Never make generalisations, as they're always wrong.
24. Don't use a thesaurus, lexicon, glossary, vocabulary, or synonym finder.
25. Don't use sexist language -- the bitches don't like it.
26. always put a capital letter at the beginning of sentences and a full
stop at the end
27. Make shore ewe ewes aye spell chequer!
28. Avoid tautological repetitions of the same thing more than once.
