Second hand joke

I wish I could claim this to be an original but heard it on TV
this morning and hope that Forumites did not.

A wife was due for a birthday and her husband asked her
what she would like as a present.

She replied, "Something that will go from zero to a hundred
in less than five seconds. I prefer the colour to be white".

The husband purchased her present - a set of white
bathroom scales. Funny, they are still not talking.:D

Allan

A well balanced solution.

He obviously didn't weigh up the risks.

He should be out of hospital in about 6 months:D

On the other hand he could have bought her a bullet