Billy's father picked him up from school to take him to a dental
appointment.
Knowing the acting roles for the school play were being
posted that day, he asked Billy if he got a part.
Billy enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part.
"I play a man who's been married for twenty years."
"That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it
they'll be giving you a speaking part."
