Yesterday an ice-cream man was found dead covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-and-thousands. Police say "he topped himself"
See if you can't top that one :D
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Yesterday an ice-cream man was found dead covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-and-thousands. Police say "he topped himself"
See if you can't top that one :D
What about the pest control man who committed INSECT-A-CIDE! :cool: :rolleyes: ;)
Melbournes oldest criminal has just died..............he fell off the back of a truck :confused:
Constipated mathematician - worked it out with a pencil :p
Gordon.
Obstetrician - snatched it. :eek:
eddie mcquire!
Gynocolagist
Tunnel vision :D
Pete
Meanwhile back at the ranch, Annie Oakley disguised as a horse was mounted!
She was only the farmer's daughter, but all the horse manure :o
She was only a boilermaker's daughter but she had acetylene tits. :eek:
She was made of steel but Rod had it in for her :)