Deafness

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20th March 2009, 02:17 PM
Elbow

Deafness

A bloke goes to the doctor and says I think I'm going deaf. The doctor said "describe the symptoms" he said Homer is a fat bloke and Marj has blue hair.

Allan
20th March 2009, 02:39 PM
Grumpy John

What the hell........................... Oh I get it now :rotfl::clap:.
It took a minute
20th March 2009, 03:10 PM
Allan at Wallan

I got it in a few seconds but more importantly
... WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN Allan.:?

Allan
20th March 2009, 06:54 PM
artme

Met a bloke the other day wandering around with some custard and jelly in one ear and a piece of banana and cake in the other. He was just a trifle deaf.:D:D:D
21st March 2009, 02:50 PM
Allan at Wallan

Quote:

Originally Posted by artme

Met a bloke the other day wandering around with some custard and jelly in one ear and a piece of banana and cake in the other. He was just a trifle deaf.:D:D:D

I saw the same bloke ... he was wandering around with a meat pie sitting on his
ear. When I asked why he replied that he was "on a Pioneer tour".

Allan
24th March 2009, 07:56 PM
weisyboy

what!!! speak up. theres no need to whisper.

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