Don't mess with women

She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes, crates & suitcases.

On the 2nd day, she had the movers come & collect "her" things.

On the 3rd day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining table by candle light, put on some soft background music, & feasted on a pound of shrimp & a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each room & deposited a few of the half-eaten shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.
Then slowly the apartment began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning & mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive carpet. Finally, they could not take it any longer and decided to move.

They could not find a buyer for their stinky apartment so they had to borrow a huge sum
of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The moving company arrived & did a very professional packing job, taking everything to their new home ...including the curtain rods!
Don't mess with the power of women.