Scented Candles for Men

It seems in this day and time you can't go into an area dominated by
a woman without detecting the 'aroma' (odorous terribilis) of some
kind of bizarre scented candle. Everything from 'Boysenberry Vanilla
Potpourri' to 'Spice Orange Jasmine Chocolate'. Sometimes it gives
me a headache!

Well, it's about time men had their own scented candles. Below you
will find a few scents men would appreciate.

'62 Chevy truck - Interior and Exhaust
Gunpowder
Wet Dog (only if it's your own dog)
Frying Bacon (actually, a lot of different fried foods)
Wood Smoke
Chainsaw Exhaust
Freshly Caught Bass
Ozone (arc welder, of course)
Acetylene
Freshly Moved Dirt
Silage
Sawdust
New Tires
Hot Metal
3 Year Old Cap
Ammonia Fertilizer (light, of course)
Burning Grass or Leaves
Alfalfa
Firecrackers
Latex Paint

Apart from the dog and i've never smelled gunpowder, i agree


Cheers Fred

Dear Rodgera,

Did you forget...

- Shuttle Launch
- Ultra Cold Beer on Tap, off Wood
- Speedway (slightly different to '62 Chev...)
- F1 (slightly different again...)
- WW2 Panzer Crewman's Leather Jacket (Eastern Front...)
- New Powertool
- Cox .049
- Nightclub with Pole Dancers
- Steamtrain
- Artillery Bombardment

Best Wishes,
Batpig

You left out booze and BS.

Cheers,
Joe

I was thinking you blokes had it pretty well covered, but then I thougth of this obscure little beauty.....

Freshly machined timber!

Well some spieces anyway.:rolleyes:

Ben.

Don't forget the odour of the chisel being overheated
on a grinding wheel. And what about the pungent odour
of Camphor Laurel in a confined area.

Allan