This young kid was outside the fire station with his wagon. It was bright red and set up with a ladder and a garden hose. He had one of the ropes tied to his dog's collar and the other to the cat's testicles. One of the fireman came out and said to the kid "That's a smart looking rig you have there but don't you think you could faster if the rope was tied to the cat's collar."
The kid's reply "But I wouldn't have a siren then."
