Help needed for Clairvoyant with no foresight
Today, I opened a letter addressed to the former owner of our house.
I do this from time to time to advise anyone of importance that sadly he passed away three years ago, would they please stop sending their account to this address, and no I have no idea where he is currently resting.
This one is special though. It is from a "Clairvoyant Numerologist Medium, Dowser, Mage , Spirit, from an industrial park address in Singapore who is telling Reg (not his real name) that his numbers are about to come up (subject of course to her analysing the numbers on his Visa Card). As I said, his number came up a couple of years ago (presumably when she was having a well earned nap), and the only way we are going to get this message to it's rightful recipient is to call apon her powers as a Medium.
Now if she is no better at being a medium than she is as a clairvoyant, we are not going to get the message through to poor old Reg.
So what do I do now? Find another medium? Pretend to be Reg, give her my Card and wait for "that blessed day when I announce to them that they can win what they really desire", or perhaps wait for her "totally free surprising gift to arrive" before declaring my dishonest intent?
Over to you dear woodworking community.....I need advice and I need it now!!