My doctor needs help

* Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good.
If you tell him you need a second opinion he leaves the
room then comes back in.

* He treated my neighbour for yellow jaundice for over
three years before he realised she was Chinese.

* At one stage he gave a patient six months to live.
The patient could not pay the bill so the doctor gave
him another six months.

* His nurse said, "Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room
who thinks he is invisible" The doctor replied, "Tell him
I can't see him today".

* A patient came in stating that he thought he was a bell.
The doctor gave him some pills and told the patient to
give him a ring if they dont work.

Let's hope that a few Forumites get some new joke books
for Christmas and put us out of our misery.:((

Allan

Like the guy who woke up in hospital after a bad accident, he asked the doctor "Did I come here to die "? and the doc answered "No, you came here yesterdie"