What sort of tree is that
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then, a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, ' Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'
