Shirt Note

Kev, the 07 Queenslander, fancied himself quite a ladies' man, and was
delighted to find a note pinned inside a new shirt he bought in Target.
It contained a girl's name and address, and asked the recipient to send a
photograph.
How romantic, he thought to himself, very taken with the
idea of this mystery woman so eager to meet him, and promptly mailed
off a note and an autographed photo.

Three days later a response came.
Heart aflutter, he opened her response.

It read, "Thanks for writing. I was just curious to see what kind of
guy would buy such a goofy shirt."