Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.



2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.>



3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor>



4. A dog's parents never visit.>



5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point cross.



6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.



7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.>



8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.



9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'>



10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.>



11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.



12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.



13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.>


And last, but not least:


14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.